Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks

This group is for fun. Jokes, memes, lists of inappropriate occupations for nudists, anecdotal stories, and funny pictures are all welcome.

Your Mommas so fat

when we had a three way, I never even met the other guy.

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What's the difference...

between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife? During sex... a prostitute screams "oh, give it to me you stallion!" a mistress purrs "oh my darling you are a fabulous lover" and a wife proclaims "beige, I think I'll paint...

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Bob decided to take up bear hunting

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin, I'm...

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My wife found out Ive been going to...

She was furious and yelled at me, "This is unbelievable! I can't believe you'd do such a thing!" I tried to explain, "Come on honey, can you really blame me? I'm not exactly getting a lot of action from you." She...

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I met a lovely lady in the bar last night

Although she was 63 she was very sexy and funny. She asked me if I fancied a mother-daughter threesome. I jumped at the chance, so we went back to her place. She took out her keys, opened the door, and turned on the light. Then she shouted,...

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Superhero Sex

My wife secretly dressed up in a superhero costume trying to spice things up for us in the bedroom. I arrived home exhausted after a hard day at work. Shuffling into the bedroom I then collapsed face down on the bed moaning. Just at that moment I...

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Eggs Benedict

What do blowjobs and eggs Benedict have in common? You dont get either at home.

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A visitor

Paul arrives at his best friends house and rings the doorbell. His friends wife, Jill, answers, wearing just a bathrobe Paul says "Hi Jill, is Rick home?" Jill says "No, you just missed him. He went to the store, and I was just going...

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Mr Smith is waiting in the maternity room

as his wife goes through a very difficult delivery. Finally the midwife walks into the room sad and not smiling but holding a healthy baby boy. She hands it to him saying " I'm sorry Mr Smith, your wife didn't make it..." He...

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A lady walks into a pharmacy

She asks where the XL condoms are kept. The manager sends her off to the family planning section. After half an hour, the manager takes routine a walk around the store, to check on things. He finds the lady still in the family planning section,...

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